![]() ![]() Everyone gets a dramatically awesome hair make-over(or not, in a lot of cases) and there's always some menstrual case whining(except for cycle 8, where when no one whined enough, they had to take out Jael's cute extensions just to really irritate). The first is always the make-over episode, generally 3 or 4 episodes in. Of course, there are usually some episodes throughout the season/cycle that break the robotedness. The photo shoots are generally the second best thing in the show, second only to the pictures that are shown during panel. The first is usually some sort of contest to depict who can do the best at something stupid. The girl's are then sent to a few things, sometimes in a different order. There's fighting, there's laughing, there's the focus(usually) on the girl who is going to be ceremoniously sacked by the end of the episode. Almost all the episodes after that generally go like this: we open with the b*tches, I mean "aspiring models" in Tyra's ego-house. The Tyra makes a series of cuts to get down to the top 10, 12, 13, or 14 contestants. Then we go through 30-something young girls who get flown in to some city for an in-person interview of sorts so Tyra can get a glimpse of their TV personalities and hear sob stories. How far she made me, how she struggled, how she is(or was, depending on who you favor) #1. Anyway, let's go through a typical season, or cycle, I should say, because Tyra has to be menstrual.(I stole that from someone funny.) The first episode generally starts a clip show with a Tyra-logue about modeling. It really is too bad a lot of them are in denial. Who is picked and who is sent home is so contrived everyone can see straight through it. ![]() Alright, anyone with a brain could tell that this show is a little unfair. ![]()
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